As the myth of Madonna's wedded bliss drowns in a swamp of matrimonial mudslinging, much is made of the real problem in that relationship - the fact that the eternal bad girl had finally turned 50
She didn't like it. Nor, evidently, did Guy Ritchie.
Ten years her junior, Mr Madonna unkindly observed that his wife looked like a granny compared with her back-up singers and that making love to her was like cuddling a piece of gristle. Which is rot and rubbish.
Never has a half-century- old woman looked so good. Where are the telltale signs of her 50 years - the turkey neck, the crepe paper under her eyes, the wrinkly knees? Nowhere to be seen... Click here to read full article




